Tuesday, May 25, 2004

So I Took This quiz...

Saturday evening and I decide to check out the blogosphere. The Flyers have just beaten the Jersey Devils, 2-1 and I'm in a good mood. Things are kind of quiet, (just goes to prove that some people do have real lives!), and I'm re-reading comments at Mad Mikey's when I decide to click on Rob's homepage link. Now I've been to Rob's before, once or twice. Nicely written with a good sense of humor and one of the sharpest wits (outside my own, ofcourse), I've encountered in a while.

Anyway, Rob in one post, is lamenting the fact that he took a Book Quiz and found out that he was the book, "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" when he would rather be "Dune". I try to console him by explaining, erroneously, that "Restaurant" is a great book and I would take it anyday. ("The Restaurant At The End of The Universe" is the final book in the "Hitchhiker" series, one of my all time favs.) "Restaurant" is a great book, but it wasn't the one selected for Rob. Anyway, now I'm hooked. I'm bored, it's hours before the Fights on HBO, so I decide to take the Quiz myself and see what happens.

This is what happened!

You're Love in the Time of Cholera!

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Well, when da44Magster read this youdda thought that shit was true! Now, I admit, there was a time in my life when that was me. Hell, I worked in Porn for a while back in the fast and furious '80's! My numbers for female "conquests" rank right up there with the legendary Wilt Chamberlain. BUT! No more! I've finally found a woman who is not only beautiful and puts up with me, but loves power tools and firearms, fights like a man and can drink me under the table! You think I'm gonna blow that?! Nooo way! Anyway, I invite YOU to step up to the plate and take the "Quiz"! I'd be interested in hearing how you made out. (You can check Rob out for yourself at Left & Right.)