Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Leaving Brooklyn?


Brooklyn Sidewalk Caves In, Swallows Woman - NEWS - STRANGE - Comcast.net:

An un-named 64 year old woman was swallowed by a five foot deep sinkhole in the Canarsie section of Brooklyn!

Someone needs to tell her there are better ways to get away for the holidays!

Fortunately she was uninjured and even managed a chuckle after being rescued by New York's Bravest!

Marty! You're the Borough President, wassup widdis?

Fuhgeddaboudit!

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Care For A Glass of Santa's Butt?

If you are looking for a refreshing sip of Santa's Butt this Yule you'd better not be in Maine!

Seems the Moralists in Maine are unaware that "Butt" is English for "Barrel". English, that is, as in England. Fortunately, we live in Pennsylvania, so we could, if so inclined, actually taste Santa's Butt!

Now I haven't asked Mags if she'd like to put her lips to Santa's Butt, but as for me, I think I'll stay with the King, (no, not the King of England, the King of Beers), Budweiser! (Sneeringly referred to by some of my more sophisticated, read "snobbish", friends as Butt-wiper Beer.)

Seems I can't escape being the "butt" of the joke no matter what, so I'll leave it up to your good taste!

Oh, and did you notice that the importer is located in Belchertown? Too dam funny!

Enjoy!

Shelton Brothers, Belchertown, MA,

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Link to story:
Ho? Ho? Ho? Maine Says No to Santa Label - NEWS - STRANGE - Comcast.net

Monday, December 04, 2006

Morning Melodies!

Big & Rich- Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)

My Favorite Hillbillies - Big & Rich!

Since I hope to be headin' back to work soon in the Big Apple, crossing the very bridge you are looking at, I'm tryin' to get in that New York State of Mind.

I guess I'm really just a hillbilly at heart!

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Moderateman oughta like this one! lol!

8th of November

8th of November

Sonofabitch!

This video makes me cry every time I see it or hear the song.

It's a heavy one.

I wonder, who will write the songs for today's warriors?

How will they be remembered?

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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Hey Sports Fans!

The Tubes - Sports fans


The way the Philly teams have been playing lately doesn't leave me much to root for.
None-the-less, I, and many like me, remain the most important ingredient in the World of Professional Sports!

So here's to us! The Sports Fans!

Party on Dudes and may your team win!

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Saturday, December 02, 2006

White Punks On Dope

The Tubes doing White Punks On Dope

Last one for tonight, I promise.

This is the one I promised earlier, or later, if you're just getting here now.

(To see the earlier post, simply activate the Time Manipulation Dial under the face-plate of your decoder rings, or, simply scroll down! )

Have another one up tomorrow morning for all you "Sports Fans"!

Sleep well, and hopefully, not alone!

d.

She's A Beauty

The Tubes - She's A Beauty

Wasn't gonna post anymore today but then I found this!

The Tubes are one of my Favorite bands!

Watch the face of the young man in the video, LOL!

Hope you enjoy it!

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uh-oh, may be 1 more, after, uh, before this!

Sorry, just can't help myself today, LOL! (Note to self: Don't blog stoned!)

Freakdom On The March!


One of my most cherished memories of the fabulous Sixties was the simple pleasure of laying back, firing up a bowl of Thai Stick and reading the latest copy of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers! (In fact the Thai Stick helped keep every subsequent reading as fresh and side-splitting as the first!)

I truely loved growing up in the Generation that invented Sex, Drugs & Rock & Roll. And now, for those of you who missed it, the Sixties, the real Sixties are about to come alive again in a new stop-motion animated, full length, feature film, entitled, "Grass Roots", by Grass Roots films.

If you just can't wait for the movie, get your Freak Fix now at Freaknet - The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comics!




Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Pilot

Finally!

The definitive statement about 1960's hippie-dom! The Freak Brothers were my heroes then and they remain my heroes today, almost 40 years later!

So spark up a fatty, lay down some rails and welcome the Hairy Trio into your homes and your hearts!

For those of you who weren't alive in the sixties, this should serve as a great introduction to the Woodstock Generation, Flower Power and the origins of "Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll!" as seen through the wise eyes of





Fat Freddy Scat!




Enjoy!

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Friday, December 01, 2006

Lewis Black

Since many of you are suffering from the icy cold blasts of winter, I'll leave you with something warm.

Runs about 10 minutes - Enjoy!

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Granny, Would You Make Me Your Special Brownies Again?


Bingo-Playing Grandma Guilty in Pot Case - NEWS - US NATIONAL - Comcast.net

Wowee Zowie, Maui Wowee?

If it weren't for real it would be funny.

I've already posted about this subject before. Just scroll down for the post entitled Legislating Morality.

(Gee, do ya think this coulda been Granny in her wild and mis-spent youth during the '60's?)

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